Verboticism: Shoperone

'I guess I'll do a little window shopping...'

DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing.

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Shoperone

Created by: lumina

Pronunciation: shop/er/one

Sentence: Eugene was so disappointed in himself. He should have known it was too good to be true. When Tiffany said, "Pick me up at 6:00 big boy, and we'll paint the town" he had no idea she just needed a ride to the mall, and a shoperone to carry her bags. You could almost see the neon sign blinking "Fool" on his forehead.

Etymology: derived from chaperone: One who accompanies and supervises

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metrohumanx - 2008-08-27: 00:51:00
I have seen the glare of that neon sign all too often- reflected in a shoppe window.

Jabberwocky - 2008-08-27: 16:06:00
great word

OZZIEBOB - 2008-08-28: 00:56:00
very good.

Nosila - 2008-08-28: 01:35:00
Love it!