Verboticism: Suctioenable

'Let's try this again with extra suction.'

DEFINITION: v. To pick up a piece of lint from the floor that your vacuum missed, and then drop it in front of the vacuum again, to give the vacuum another chance to suck it up. n. A piece of lint that a vacuum will not pick up.

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: Suck-shi-en-ay-bull

Sentence: The process of suctioenabling the vacuum as it missed toenail, after finger, after earlobe was not the most efficient method for Roger to dispose of his ex-wife's body, but it certainly was entertaining. He picked up several teeth and dropped them in front of the upright, grinning Cheshire as they rattled into the dust trap.

Etymology: suction + enable

Points: 881

Comments: Suctioenable

Jamagra - 2008-04-04: 08:18:00
But did he have to stop and change the bag? Heh.

Jabberwocky - 2008-04-04: 08:43:00
Do you write horror films in your spare time? Great sentence but a little creepy.

Banky - 2008-04-04: 10:05:00
Haha, no I don't write much other than these verbotomy nanostories. I've been hitting the blood and guts a bit heavy as of late, haven't I?

Jabberwocky - 2008-04-04: 12:14:00
that's okay - your writing is great no matter the genre

Tigger - 2008-04-04: 16:21:00
Yeah, Banky's mini-stories are good stuff. The sick, twisted and gory kind of good...