Verboticism: Corpugeal

'I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week'

DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

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Created by: Jamagra

Pronunciation: n: corp'/u/jeel v: corp/u/jeel'

Sentence: Lisa could not believe that a box of Valentine chocolates could corpugeal on her butt so quickly or so thoroughly, especially since she had been running three miles a day since Fat Tuesday, 1998. Obviously she would need to be more fats-tedious about her diet.

Etymology: corpulent (fleshy, fat) + congeal (to solidify or jell)

Points: 905

Comments: Corpugeal

silveryaspen - 2008-03-19: 10:19:00
Fatstedious is a word I'll use a lot. Double kudos for two first-rate creates!

Jabberwocky - 2008-03-19: 11:43:00
very nice

Nosila - 2008-03-21: 17:54:00
Fatstantistic word, Jamagra!