Verboticism: Fornicashun

'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: four-nih-cay-shun

Sentence: Pastor Ted, pad and pen in hand, began to outline his homily for the next day's assembly of ChastiKids from across the country. He planned to start out by detailing all of the benefits of fornicashun. "To say "noitus" to coitus is to respect ones body and give praise to the Lord. Avoiding the mortal sin of lust will prevent you from contracting the many rashes of Satan..." Ted was interrupted as the ink on the paper bloomed into a dark carnation as the prostitutes in his hotel room hot tub started a water fight. There would be time to work on this later, so Ted grabbed his ball-gag and riding crop and intentionally perverted the term "water polo".

Etymology: fornication + shun

Points: 617

Comments: Fornicashun

metro1 - 2008-02-13: 10:39:00
Nice one Reverend Banky!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-13: 13:01:00
Very nice alterashun!

picabomama - 2008-02-13: 13:07:00
It just flows so nicely.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-13: 16:58:00
Seems like they're about to see Teddy bare! Still thinking about why we choose to name a character in our sentences, "TED." ????

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-13: 19:11:00
You're a fantastic story writer!