Verboticism: Monopoleyeser

'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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Comments: Monopoleyeser

OZZIEBOB - 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
Very clever!