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DEFINITION: v. To make something worse while attempting to make it better. n. A bad improvement.

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Incorrectify

Top verboticism of the day created by stache

Pronunciation: ĭn'kə-rěk'tə-fī'

Sentence: "You can't polish a turd," Garvin said when David showed him how he had used accessories to incorrectify his '79 Ford Pinto.

Etymology: incur, to bring upon oneself, as in, to incur the ridicule of the public; rectify, verb form of rectum, part of the human anatomy often euphemized as a term of disparagement.

Created by: stache.

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nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-05-15: 11:45:00

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"smokin" - Jabberwocky, 2008-05-15: 11:41:00

Unintendment: /un-intend-ment/ Horace had horrible headaches. He was getting rather desperate. He thought by cutting his head off, he would alleviate the problem. The one unintendment he didn't count on was death. Etymology: un, not + intend, to direct one's attention towards Created by: pieceof314.

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-05-15: 00:01:00
Today's definition is inspired by author and philosopher, Mark Kingwell who I saw last night speaking about "Social Change". He reminded us that not all change is good change. And noted that in German they have word to describe such bad improvements -- Schlimmbesserung -- which we don't have in English. And so it's today's challenge. Thanks Mark! ~ James

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