Verboticisms

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: tune-i-tus

Sentence: After chaperoning her daughter's girl scout troop to a very loud Myley Cyrus concert Marylin found that she had developed a serious case of tuneitus. She doesn't know if she got it at the concert or from the girls singing the same song over and over in the bus, but now she couldn't get rid of it. After looking up her symptoms on Web MD she found to her horror that the only cure for tuneitus is to think of an equally droll song or else to try to pass the songworm to someone else by singing it outloud. It was cruel, she knew, but she had to get rid of it or she would go mad. "Harry," she called, "listen to this song the girls sang."

Etymology: tinnitus: a constant buzzing, ringing or whistling sound in one or both ears caused by an external trigger such as an ear infection or head injury + tune: the melody of a song that is simple and easy to remember

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The Mr. and I pass songworms back and forth all the time. It's a great, although nasty passive-aggressive way to get even. - mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 06:38:00

I gave my wife the hamster dance song to suffer with a few years ago with several renewals. She retaliated with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTeytJeSp8 - artr, 2009-09-11: 12:23:00

that's harsh (but funny) - mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 15:37:00

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Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: re-strick-tooned

Sentence: I spend much of my time restrictuned by awful songs I can't even remember the words to.

Etymology: Restricted (mental capacity) + tune

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Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: eer-wig-dowt

Sentence: "Material Girl" caused Eunice to be so earwiggedout that she constructed a flaming effigy of Madonna right there on her bed.

Etymology: earwig = a song that sticks in your head & wigged out = a state of mental panic

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Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: ce.re.but.toon

Sentence: I think, badada, it was, yeah, yeah, perhaps, doodidada, it was, bahdoo, bahdaa, probably it was, dababada, ahem, sorry, tell me again - what was the question? - You're cerebuttuned, aren't you?

Etymology: cerebral (related to the brain)+ butt (as in to butt against) + tune

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Created by: paintergrl1313

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Sentence: I'm completely poploopy with this darn song in my head!

Etymology: Pop: Pop song, Loopy: crazy & the song is on a loop

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: doo bee doo dee rainj ment

Sentence: her defence team alleged that she was in a state of doobeedoodeerangement when she mounted the kerb.

Etymology: doo bee doo bee doo (f. sinatra), derangement

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Ha! Good one! - Osomatic, 2007-02-20: 15:18:00

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Created by: theyellowbunny

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Sentence: "Oops I Did It Again" gave Anna a mean popaloop after she read Britney Spears' latest fiasco.

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Created by: officespace162

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Sentence: due to this stupid britney spears song, i have a labotabritney

Etymology: labota for a labotomy which i want everytime i get a pop song in my head, and britney because, well, obviously britney spears

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COMMENTS:

cute one! - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-23: 09:26:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dit-ee-deyz

Sentence: It's stupid. It's annoying but it is ever so catchy. Joanie can't think of anything but that horrible little commercial jingle whenever she hears it. It puts her into a dittydaze.

Etymology: ditty (a short, simple song) + daze (state of bemusement)

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Created by: squirreleater

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