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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Geesenotinpublic

Created by: dancer002013

Pronunciation: geese-not-in-public

Sentence: He said my mom weighs 300 pounds and the mom said you know nothing about geesenotinpublic.

Etymology: swiss

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Indiscretin

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/dis/creh/tin

Sentence: He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed - but she loved french kissing too much

Etymology: indiscretion + cretin

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Blabsprech

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: blab-shprek

Sentence: Arthur did not need to blabsprech the gory details of his mysterious rash, but he did anyway.

Etymology: "Blabbermouth" - Someone who does not know when to shut up. "Sprechen" - German for speak.

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Troplangue

Created by: MikeV

Pronunciation: Tro-long

Sentence: Ugh! My husband is such a troplangue!

Etymology: From the French 'trop' and 'langue', meaning too much, and tongue.

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Lenian

Created by: CheekyMonkey1973

Pronunciation: le-nee-an

Sentence: He knew that was a lenian before he told everyone Franny's weight.

Etymology: Anagram of she who just couldn't keep her mouth shut.

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Yamble

Created by: Rossco

Pronunciation: Yam-bull

Sentence: My girlfriend's parents are a couple of yamblers, for sure.

Etymology: Yammer + Ramble

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Privalic

Created by: Dustinisdean2007

Pronunciation: Priv-uh-lick.

Sentence: That guy over there is a total privalic. He told us how much his wife weighted and how much money she made in a month!

Etymology: "Priv" comes from "Private", "Lic" comes from "Public".

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Blabberdaft

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: bla-bur-daft

Sentence: Had she known she was dating the company blabberdaft, she never would have told him about her third nipple.

Etymology: blabber mouth, daft, flabbergast

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Blogblurt

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: blog-blurt

Sentence: Checking out some of those MySpace pages I realise that there is an awful lot of blogblurting going on.

Etymology: blogging (sharing information via a web log in a very public way) + blurt (to sharing private information without meaning to)

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