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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Dohdialing

Created by: srjones

Pronunciation: dough-dial-ing

Sentence: I checked my messages but it was some doofus dohdialing me.

Etymology: Doh, an exclamation of ignorant regret from Homer of the Simpsons.

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Enigmissive

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: eh-NIG-miss-ive

Sentence: There was no way to discern who had left the enigmissive on Sarah's voicemail

Etymology: enigma + missive

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Whomail

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: who-mail

Sentence: Out of three missed calls, two were whomails including one which sounded like the inside of someone's pocket or purse.

Etymology: who (for lack of ID) + mail (voicemail)

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Unrememessage

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: Un-ree-mehm-mehs-ehge

Sentence: Who is that? This is a total unrememessage.

Etymology: A combination of unrememberable and message.

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Fauxcall

Created by: Lefty

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Heather Hmm, I was tempted to vote for this one, but it's looking a bit... empty. Are you planning on filling out the details? - Heather, 2007-08-30: 18:00:00

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Anonymail

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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Phonigma

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: foh-nig-mah

Sentence: Those 5 little words - "It's me. Call me back." presented Jessie with yet another phonigma

Etymology: phone, enigma

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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