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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Husbreaking
Created by: megachan
Pronunciation: Huhs-brake-ing
Sentence: Once Milly realized that Joseph was scouring the cracks between the kitchen tiles of his own accord, she knew that his husbreaking was complete. (Alternate tense: Joseph was husbroken.)
Etymology: From "housebreaking" (training others, especially pets, to live in compliance with one's house rules) and "husband" (the male spouse in a marriage relationship)
Hubbymoon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: hub-BEE-moon
Sentence: Blissless Bob quickly found out that being a husband was like any other job - it helps if you obey the boss. Once he accepted this fact, the hubbymoon, for he and Roxy, commenced.
Etymology: Hubby (slang for husband)& moon. Based on honeymoon: the early (usually calm and harmonious) period of a relationship; personal, political or business.
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COMMENTS:
Good word! - Gionuzzo, 2007-08-23: 09:02:00
So perfect, I can't even think of anything else! - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-23: 23:37:00
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Patrimonized
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Since the marriage he is totally patrimonized
Etymology:
Spouseboy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: spous/boy
Sentence: As the marriage evolved he was groomed by his wife to be the perfect spouseboy.
Etymology: spouse + houseboy
Flummoxiphase
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: flum-OX-uh-faze
Sentence: While cleaning his wife's collection of porcelain horse figurines, Edward became acutely aware that he was now in the flummoxiphase of his relationship, and he made plans to dust the good china, wash and vacuum her car, then take her on a 21-day Mediterranean cruise to let her know how much he truly cared.
Etymology: Flummox (bewilder) + ox (beast of burden) + moxie (skill) + phase (process of change)
Nueterm
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: new-turm
Sentence: Domestication of the husbeast has been achieved when he has successfully completed the following courses of instruction: Seatography - the only proper position of the toilet seat is Down. Wild Oats and Bran - A tray of pizza does not constitute a square meal. Taskematics - Performing household chores can garner points, which can be redeemed at a later time for a favorite meal or possibly sex. Wrathematics - Starting an argument with one's wife and trying to win it will nix any points previously won. Upon graduation, the couple can enter the Nueterm, as the husband is considered to be a pandering no-nad, and will happily hand over his nads to his wife for safe-keeping.
Etymology: nueter, term
Honeydrone
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: hon-ee-drone
Sentence: It was like a perfect honeydrone for Robert and Alice. He cleaned the toilets. She washed the tub. Naked of course!
Etymology: honeymoon + drone
Idiohusband
Created by: buddhashampoo
Pronunciation: ideeu-huzbund
Sentence: "I don't know what happened to Mark," said Shelley. "Six months into marriage and he'd become an ideohusband! I wonder what his wife gave him because I'm totally jealous!"
Etymology: ideal+idiot+husband
Husbliss
Created by: Gionuzzo
Pronunciation: HUS-blis
Sentence: After several months of being conditioned by his wife, Jeff finally caved on his maniliness and freedom, and became a basically a servant who does anything his wife wants to do. Yes! Husbliss at last!!!
Etymology: husband+bliss
Adimaism
Created by: rasumohan
Pronunciation: Adimaizm
Sentence: He enjoys his adimaism period
Etymology: From Tamil
Groomestic
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: groom-ess-tik
Sentence: His groomestication abilities had been developed quite favourably but in her opinion she could still clean much more thoroughly than he.
Etymology: groom + domestic
Menestication
Created by: pixelzoo
Pronunciation: men-es-ti-kay-shin
Sentence: The newly wed's house was spotless, thanks to early menestication.
Etymology: a merge of men and domestication
Comments:
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-23: 21:46:00
Absolutely great sentence. "Seatography" and "Taskematics" are gems; "wrathematics" is real "kooh-i-noor stuff. Also good word blend