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'I may not have the body of a peacock, but I got the brains of a peacock.'

DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

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Narsexist

Created by: woofmaster

Pronunciation: Accented on the first syllable, as in "narcissist".

Sentence: Bob's hitting on Cindy again, what a total narsexist.

Etymology: narcissism + sexist

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Megotist

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Mee-go-tist

Sentence: Surgeons think they are Godlike, with deus-ex-machina qualities. In fact they are mere megotists, oblivious to their mistakes.

Etymology: 'Me' - pronoun, indicating self. 'Ego' - noun, abstract idea of self.

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Underaskeezer

Created by: Neej13

Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir

Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.

Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)

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Chadcock

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: chad-cock

Sentence: "That egotistical Chadcock thinks he's so hot with he's cheesy pickup lines, but i'm just not digging!"

Etymology: Chad is a name referred to egotistical guys +cocky.

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Pompidian

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: pomp-eid-ean

Sentence: Alec won his friends admiration as a true pompidian when he hit on supermodel, Peaches LaTour, and expected her call for the next two weeks.

Etymology: Pompous + Id (the superego/ego)/Idiot

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Arrogizen

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: A combination of 'arrogant' and 'citizen'.

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Casanovag

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kās'ə-nō'vāj

Sentence: Already turned away by half the women in the room and unlikely to win over the other half, John nonetheless swaggered across the room, a casanovag doomed to fail.

Etymology: casanova + no vag(ina)

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Melovemelongtimist

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist

Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.

Etymology: me love you long time GI

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Playgotist

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: play + go + tist

Sentence: He's such a playgotist that he really thinks the girls will be falling over themselves when he says "I'm the best you'll ever have."

Etymology: player + egotist

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Beguillenot

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: be-guile-not

Sentence: His incredulity was plastered all over his normally-smug face after she completely missed his overture to seduction. Connie carried on with her sales pitch for eco-friendly toupees unaware that Bob the beguillenot was still trying to charm her socks off.

Etymology: beguile (to charm) + guillemot (sea bird) + not (negative)

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Comments:

Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!