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DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.
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Strutagist
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: strut a jist
Sentence: Despite being such an expert strutagist, the women in his life seemed somehow too stupid to pick up the trail of seduction he left in his wake.
Etymology: strategist, strut
Overconfidolt
Created by: plan9
Pronunciation: over+confi+dolt
Sentence: Oblivious to repeated failure, Nigel remained unreasonably certain of eventual success with his cheesy attempts at flirtation, blind to his grating effect on the erstwhile targets of his affection and his growing reputation as an overconfidolt.
Etymology: overconfident+dolt
Obliscuous
Created by: brokentrain
Pronunciation: Oh-bliss-cue-us
Sentence: His failure at the club left him feeling obliscuous
Etymology:
Casadodo
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: Kas-A-doe-doe
Sentence: Bob thought that he was a casanova, but everyone one else knew he was a casadodo: a thing of the past and a chick-maggot!
Etymology: blend of "casa" of casanova & dodo.
Melovemelongtimist
Created by: noztril
Pronunciation: mee-luhv-mee-lawng-tim-ist
Sentence: Forlorn as the years crept by, Sean ponders if his solitude would cease if he wasn't such a melovemelongtimist.
Etymology: me love you long time GI
Underaskeezer
Created by: Neej13
Pronunciation: UN-der-a-SKEE-zir
Sentence: The true marks of an underaskeezer are drink stains on the shirt and slap-marks on the face.
Etymology: underachiever + skeezy (iteself a combo of sketchy + sleazy)
Blahblivious
Created by: barabajagal
Pronunciation: blah-bliv-ee-us
Sentence: The girls all rolled their eyes and their body language screamed disinterest, but Dave was as blahblivious as always and did not notice.
Etymology: blah- indicative of meaningless drivel of the mouth. oblivious- unaware of your surroundings
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COMMENTS:
Nothing to do with the Aztec Camera song! - barabajagal, 2007-08-28: 14:56:00
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Flirtagonist
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: flirt-AG-on-ist
Sentence: "Hey, baby, do you know karate, cuz your body is kickin'," Bob said to the cute girl at the bar. He was such a flirtagonist that he was surprised at the girl's rude behavior and sudden departure.
Etymology: Flirt Agonist (derived from 'agony' or 'antagonist')
Fratego
Created by: bonus
Pronunciation: fra-TAY-go
Sentence: These fratego won't stop hitting on me! As if!
Etymology: fraternity + ego
Narse
Created by: Ra1111
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I don't care what he drives, he's a Narse.
Etymology: Narcissistic/Arse
Comments:
Danzingnanziez - 2007-12-03: 08:02:00
wow..I am 53 and came up with that word for most of the men I met when I was in my 20's...funny that it got around!