Verboticism: Dosserier

'Why do you always carry that file folder?'

DEFINITION: n. A prop (e.g. papers, files or any non-functional equipment) used to create the illusion of busyness. v. To use office supplies to create the illusion that you are working.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: dosss err eee ay

Sentence: he carried his dosserier with him everywhere, adding different coloured stickies each month or so to keep it looking fresh. He called it his licence to kill....time.

Etymology: dossier, dosser

Points: 923

Comments: Dosserier

Clayton - 2007-06-13: 07:48:00
Hopefully the use of his dosserier won't come back to kick him in the dosserriere.

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-13: 09:26:00
Maybe he carried it in a fanny pack

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-13: 10:36:00
How cheeky!

jadenguy - 2007-06-13: 11:41:00
i hate to butt in, but is there no rear end to these pun threads?!

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-13: 12:10:00
ooh that reminds me - it's lunchtime and now I'm in the moods for buns

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-13: 12:11:00
oops I meant mood

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-13: 12:36:00
I'm thinking it would be out-of-line to make a comment about sticky buns, but the air conditioner isn't working in my office today.

ErWenn - 2007-06-13: 14:05:00
Such a tool would be perfect for hiding the fact that you're just bumming around instead of working your @$$ off.

ErWenn - 2007-06-13: 14:10:00
Some might say you should just turn the other cheek, jadenguy, but I'm behind you 100% if you want to get to the bottom of this problem.

Clayton - 2007-06-13: 14:34:00
Rear end to the pun threads? Tush, tush. I've got a haunch we'll be back end the saddle tomorrow. Now, let me hit the can and we can all go grab a Heinie. Fanny that I should put it that way... I've been glute to my seat the hole day. Sorry, that last one was for posteriority.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-13: 14:45:00
OMG Clayton and ErWenn! Too fanny!

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-13: 14:47:00
I think we should put an ASSterisk beside this definition

jadenguy - 2007-06-13: 16:59:00
i'm sorry if I came off a little anal before, as i didn't mean to be so stern. but i just find puns comical garbage that we'll always keep with us, but like junk in the trunk of your car that you forget about for as long as possible, bodonkadonk on wood.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-13: 17:46:00

petaj - 2007-06-14: 04:29:00
No butts about it, my friend laughed so hard it rectum!