Verboticism: Buysexual

'So how are you adjusting to married life?'

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

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Buysexual

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bīsekshoōəl

Sentence: Now that they are married Jason's wife seems quite a bit less interested in intimate time. This is how Jason discovered that he is a buysexual. The only thing overheated in this relationship is their credit account.

Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals)

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Comments: Buysexual

scrabbelicious - 2012-01-09: 11:43:00
The LGBT society just got bigger

scrabbelicious - 2012-01-09: 11:44:00
The LGBT society just got bigger