Verboticism: Ruedischarge

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Ruedischarge

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Pronunciation: roōdischärj

Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?

Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)

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