Verboticism: Shortcheated

'Thank goodness you walked in!'

DEFINITION: n. The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v. To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend.

Create | Read


Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: short - chee - ted

Sentence: Emily felt shortcheated. It had only been two weeks since her marriage and she had caught Trevor in their bed with her best friend Daphne.

Etymology: short, short sheeted, cheated, short changed

Points: 722

Comments: Shortcheated

mrskellyscl - 2009-10-14: 09:29:00
great word!

splendiction - 2009-10-14: 18:58:00