Verboticism: Debitutante

'Why can't I get my allowance in cash?'

DEFINITION: v. To exclusively use credit cards, debit cards and/or electronic banking in order to avoid using, or even touching, old fashioned cash. n. A person who never pays for anything using real money.

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Debitutante

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: deb it tu tant

Sentence: Deb was about to launch herself into high society in the hope of meeting an eligible young man, from an equal or better income bracket. Her mother, Mrs. Harry Bottoms Pincher III, of Fifth Avenue, Palm Beach and the Cayman Islands (or Penny, as her society chums and former chorus line peers knew her), had spared no expense in decking out the lovely Deb in a Dior gown and Tiffany jewels for the glittering soiree. Being refined as she was, Penny, had taught young Deb that La Creme de la Societe, to which they belonged, never touched vulgar cash themselves. Why, that was why one employed servants and lawyers. No, Penny had taught young Deb that it was classier to become a Debitutante and carry her boundless debit card with her at all times. It was safer than carrying cash and afterall,it was better to Heir on the side of caution...

Etymology: Debutante (a young woman making her debut into society) & Debit (a card which allows you to pay for goods directly from your own bank account; an accounting entry acknowledging sums that are owing)

Points: 953

Comments: Debitutante

metrohumanx - 2009-03-13: 01:46:00
Hahahaha....VERY interesting approach! Sometimes i worry about you, Nosie! :)

Nosila - 2009-03-13: 01:54:00
Thanks, I think, metro...sometimes I worry about you,too, but for different reasons...Cheers!

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-13: 01:59:00
I busted out LAUGHING when I saw Deb! Oh LAWD! I love you all! LOL!

metrohumanx - 2009-03-13: 02:09:00
When you're chewing on life's gristle- Don't worry...give a whistle! Always look on the sunny side of life.

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-13: 02:37:00
Thank you Nosila :) You are too funny! I'm Cinderfreakinrella on Metrohumanx I'll be Sendherafreakinfella on yours :)

galwaywegian - 2009-03-13: 04:31:00
hehehe

silveryaspen - 2009-03-13: 09:42:00
Wait until Deb and her mom Penny meet Max Out! Bank up the votes for this one!

kateinkorea - 2009-03-14: 02:26:00
Very entertaining!

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-14: 19:19:00
Thanks Nosila,I voted for this word of yours :) You're hilarious!