Verboticism: Spituation

'I thought you said hork...'

DEFINITION: v. To expectorate unexpectedly, especially in situations where it is not considered socially acceptable. n. A person who habitually spits, even when among polite company.

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Spituation

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: spi ch oōˈā sh ən

Sentence: As a baseball player Charlie was used to chewing gum and letting the spit fly. If he was nervous, he could be a regular phlegm fountain. When his team won the World Series a visit to the White House was in order and sure enough Charlie had the jitters. As he went to shake the President's hand habits took over. The Secret Service radios crackled to life. "We have a spituation in the Oval Office!" Before he could muster another loogie, Charlie found himself on the floor. Who knew that Secret Service agents carried tasers?

Etymology: spit (saliva, typically that which has been ejected from a person's mouth) + situation (a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself)

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wayoffcenter - 2009-03-12: 07:09:00
Looks like the couple in the picture are about ready for a spatuation.

metrohumanx - 2009-03-12: 16:46:00
Absoloutely TOP-NOTCH! That's why I have difficulty watching TV baseball. It makes me salivate.

kateinkorea - 2009-03-14: 02:34:00
Funny!