Verboticism: Wooedlousited

'Check your lipstick Madge'

DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: wood/wooed louse sited

Sentence: Honey Bunny looked on-yon world wide web for love. She searched walla to walla for a sweet one. Vid Alia, turned out to be a gorgin'. Chives was a bit too green. Sal Ad was a bit too red. Maui was a bit too far away. French Fryde turned yellow and ran away. So many were Rap Scallions. Honey Bunny finally realized, looking for love on the endearnet, oops, I mean the interknot, was very wooedlousesited!

Etymology: WOOED, LOUSE is a play on woodlouse. SIGHT/SITE. Wooed - actions taken when looking for love. Louse - undesirable bug, also slang for an undesiraable man. Sight - to use the eyes to look and see. Site - internet locations/domains. ..................... 'on yon' is another way to say onion. Now the following word plays on the names of onions might make better sense.

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Comments: Wooedlousited

silveryaspen - 2009-02-11: 02:46:00
This week I seem to have a wiled hare ..... everyday.

galwaywegian - 2009-02-11: 04:31:00
thyme is a great healer

kateinkorea - 2009-02-11: 09:40:00
I think you're having too much fun with this. :)

Jabberwocky - 2009-02-11: 10:43:00
I keep thinking of Easter instead of Valentine's Day

silveryaspen - 2009-02-11: 11:26:00
Thanks for spicing it up a notch, galwaywegian. You are absolutely right, kateinkorea. Oh, Jabberwocky, so am I!

Nosila - 2009-02-12: 00:35:00
Your story has apeel, oh Lady of Shallot! It made my eyes leek.