Verboticism: Attendunce

'Our boss said I had to attend this meeting.'

DEFINITION: v. To arrive at a meeting completely unprepared and then work diligently and obviously to distract yourself from the proceedings. n. A person who attends a meeting but does not believe that they are paid enough to actually pay attention.

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Attendunce

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: att en dunsssss

Sentence: His attendunce record snored for itself

Etymology: attendance dunce

Points: 707

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Comments: Attendunce

silveryaspen - 2009-01-14: 12:12:00
Excellent! Simply great and easy to remember. luv the sentence, too.

readerwriter - 2009-01-14: 15:57:00
I like this word and voted for it. But wonder if we worry about the words being the "right" parts of speech as called for...

Nosila - 2009-01-15: 00:12:00
Great...I'm sure we all atend meetings with these duds, I mean dudes!