Verboticism: Spudnik

'Omigod! One just bit me!'

DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: spud/nik

Sentence: I had to give up eating potato chips because of the spudniks - either that or get a whole new red wardrobe.

Etymology: sputnik + spud + nick

Points: 935

Comments: Spudnik

TJayzz - 2008-10-23: 13:04:00
Nice one. Thinking of giving them up myself!

metrohumanx - 2008-10-23: 17:13:00
Welcome to the Spice Age, comrade!