Verboticism: Linoleumyum

'May I ask, what are you doing?'

DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say "it's too dirty". n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.

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Linoleumyum

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: lyn-OLE-ee-yum-yum

Sentence: When any food was dropped on the floor anywhere near him Brandon showed that he was a mindless dolt where sanitation was concerned, as he considered those morsels to be freebie linoleumyums...

Etymology: Blend of linoleum and yumyum

Points: 806

Comments: Linoleumyum

yellowbird - 2008-09-30: 09:08:00
nice

Jabberwocky - 2008-09-30: 12:09:00
funny

Jabberwocky - 2008-09-30: 12:58:00
funny

artr - 2008-10-01: 16:23:00
I might have shortened it to Linoleyum so it sounds like the real word but plays with the spelling.

artr - 2008-10-02: 14:37:00
or perhaps linoleyummies...