Verboticism: Womanipulate

'How did you get your boyfriend to stop scratching his nuts?'

DEFINITION: v. To prevent someone from participating in an undesired activity by engaging them in another activity which makes it impossible to do the first. n. Two things cannot be done at the same time.

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Womanipulate

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: wooh man ipp yew layt

Sentence: Anytime the Honkers games were televised, she would use her considerable stache of lingerie to womanipulate the situation. Anything to prevent the new couch being covered with beer and pizza stains.

Etymology: woman, manipulate

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Comments: Womanipulate

Jabberwocky - 2008-05-22: 13:41:00
I wonder if lingerie works for Hockey as well...hmmm

OZZIEBOB - 2008-05-22: 18:46:00
A good "dressing-down" often works!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-05-22: 18:46:00
A good "dressing-down" often works!