Verboticism: Insultwinjury

'Omigod! What happened to you?'

DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: inn sull twin jerr eee

Sentence: Her latest insultwinjury occurred due to her using tweezers while driving. it gave new meaning to "keeping an eye on the road"

Etymology: insult to injury.

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Comments: Insultwinjury

Jabberwocky - 2008-04-15: 10:51:00
great twist

Nosila - 2008-04-15: 20:56:00
It's like when you put mascara on while driving...or so I'm told...good one.