Verboticism: Masterverbate

'We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems'

DEFINITION: v. To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n. A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: mas-ter-ver-beyt

Sentence: After Jim finished his daily masterverbating on everyone, going on and on about proper code of conduct they all felt icky and wanted to take a shower.

Etymology: masturbate + verb (as in verbal gratification through self-stimulation)

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Comments: Masterverbate

purpleartichokes - 2008-03-06: 18:08:00
Love it! "Master", as in I am so much better than you, should be in the etymology as well!

silveryaspen - 2008-03-06: 21:32:00
Laughed long and hard! Excellent!