Verboticism: Inflatulate

'We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems'

DEFINITION: v. To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n. A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.

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Created by: Jamagra

Pronunciation: in/flach/u/late

Sentence: Joe dithered outside the bathroom door. The access instructions distributed at the 3 hour "securitized lavatory entrance system" meeting had seemed very clear at the time: choose #1 or choose #2. But, Joe now wondered, what about an employee requiring #1 AND #2? Had there been a third option? Why, oh why, had he not paid more attention to the inflatulated memo??? Joe shuffled off to find an HR rep who could help him with this rather pressing problem.

Etymology: inflate + flatulate

Points: 734

Comments: Inflatulate

stache - 2008-03-06: 08:53:00
spot on, Jam.

Tigger - 2008-03-06: 10:11:00
Nice blend. Could be used to describe what's done in the bathroom too!

silveryaspen - 2008-03-06: 11:06:00
Certainly has a special fl-air !!!

Mustang - 2008-03-06: 17:35:00
Great word! Makes lots of 'scents'.