Verboticism: Dampire

'If you don't drink enough then your brain turns stupid'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To obsessively carry a water bottle always by one's side, regardless of how inconvenient, unnecessary, or impolite it may be. n. A person who constantly sips, sucks and gulps at a water bottle, fearing death by dehydration.

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Created by: swallowedbyafish

Pronunciation: dam-PY-er

Sentence: "I vant to suck your Aquafina," drooled the dampire.

Etymology: damp + vampire

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Comments: Dampire

silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 02:10:00
Another roaringly funny creation! Terrifyingly Inegenious! Extraordinarily Excellent!

ErWenn - 2008-02-21: 08:55:00

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-21: 13:30:00
very funny

Tigger - 2008-02-21: 22:44:00
Hysterical word!