Verboticism: Accoutredork

'Guess what I'm giving you for your birthday?'

DEFINITION: v. To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n. A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

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Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: a-ku-tre-dork

Sentence: Jim is constantly proving to be the accoutredork of the office; today he's proudly wearing his Nixon for President pocket protector like a badge of honor. Once again, he earns an earful of hand cream when he answers his phone.

Etymology: ACCOUTREMENT - an accessory item of clothing or equipment and DORK - a stupid or ridiculous person; jerk; nerd.

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Comments: Accoutredork

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-14: 16:26:00
Seems that his dorkolatry for Nixon got him into a "dicky" situation!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-14: 18:55:00
An acoutredork who struts around like a stork! Fun to say, too!

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-14: 19:43:00
Poor greasy-eared Jim. Sounds like he's an enginear.