Verboticism: Sponattassistant

'Guess what I'm giving you for your birthday?'

DEFINITION: v. To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n. A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

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Created by: DeltaRho2K

Pronunciation: spawn-att'-a-sis-tent

Sentence: Jim was so desparate to score a Valentine's date, thus avoiding the plague of love lonliness, the sponattasistant put on his best duds to paint the town red.

Etymology: Wet SPONge ATTire ASSISTANT

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Comments: Sponattassistant

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-14: 17:20:00
Clever and bonspifflicating!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-14: 18:22:00
Very original etymology!