Verboticism: Euphemaster

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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Euphemaster

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

Points: 845

Comments: Euphemaster

ErWenn - 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sublime!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
pretty steamy stuff

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 12:46:00
You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow!

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-12: 18:29:00
Love inuendolt, and the sentence!

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-12: 18:52:00
I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter!