Verboticism: Gastronamus
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Fauxpology
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee
Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.
Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)
Sorrygastic
Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris
Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic
Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"
Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.
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COMMENTS:
reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
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Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Nospareagas
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: no sper a gass
Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. Being an immature twit, he took great delight in using bodily functions to offend people, especially his sister, Prissy. His favourite was anything to do with passing gas. He could summon expulsions from either his mouth or the end he sits on, at will. He had worked hard to develop this "skill" and thrilled to torture his sister with it. He figured he should be harnessed aa a natural resource. Of course he insincerely apologized first, but his policy of being a nospareagas ninja (not silent, but deadly) meant he could do it on demand, throughout the meal. Who needs wind power...he had it perfected. One night Prissy had had enough. She made the meal with cauliflour, beans, artichokes,onions, sprouts and ensured that his portion was liberally doused with parsley juice, bran and other fibres and crushed laxative pills. Oh yes, Rudy could have his fun at supper, but she would have the last laugh all through the long, long night!
Etymology: no ( used to express refusal or denial or disagreement etc or especially to emphasize a negative statement ) & spare (save or relieve from an experience or action ) & gas (attack with gas; subject to gas fumes) & asparagas (edible young shoots of the asparagus plant, after which digestion causes gas build-up and emanates a peculiar smell)
Flatentionalist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist
Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.
Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)
Burpotwerp
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Burrp-otwerrp
Sentence: He does it evey time , he thinks I assume its an accident, but I know different.
Etymology: Burpotwerp- A person who thinks its funny to deliberately burp in your company. Burp + Twerp = Burpotwerp
Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
Gastard
Created by: DrWebsterIII
Pronunciation: gas' terd
Sentence: Mike was such an immature gastard, always trying to gross out those around him at the table.
Etymology: gas + bastard
Apologas
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: əpäləgas
Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.
Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)
