Verboticism: Fauxpology

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Disingaseous

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus

Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.

Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas

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COMMENTS:

Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00

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Apologasvert

Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Ruedischarge

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōdischärj

Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?

Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)

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Gastrosintentional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all

Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"

Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)

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Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00

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Conflatulation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun

Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.

Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence

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COMMENTS:

wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00

Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00

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Sorrygastic

DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic

Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"

Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.

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COMMENTS:

reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00

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Gurging

Created by: katie123

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Shampassardon

Created by: catgrin

Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn

Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"

Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public

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Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus

Created by: balku4

Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des

Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.

Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.

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Apolocheese

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez

Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .

Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)

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Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00

cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00

A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00

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