Verboticism: Flatufabrication
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Gasbrag
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: gas/brag
Sentence: Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption.
Etymology: gas bag + brag
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COMMENTS:
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
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Regretulence
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: re gret yu lens
Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!
Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)
Flatufabrication
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun
Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.
Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)
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COMMENTS:
Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00
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Apolocheese
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez
Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.
Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)
Burpotwerp
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Burrp-otwerrp
Sentence: He does it evey time , he thinks I assume its an accident, but I know different.
Etymology: Burpotwerp- A person who thinks its funny to deliberately burp in your company. Burp + Twerp = Burpotwerp
Apolocheese
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez
Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .
Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)
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COMMENTS:
Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00
cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00
A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00
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Shampassardon
Created by: catgrin
Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn
Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"
Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public
Apologasvert
Created by: diyan627
Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert
Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!
Etymology: apologize + gas + overt
