Verboticism: Flatufabrication

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Sorrygastic

DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic

Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"

Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.

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COMMENTS:

reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00

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Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus

Created by: balku4

Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des

Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.

Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.

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Ruebarb

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: roo barb

Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.

Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)

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Belchettiquette

Created by: EmSheMe

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Gurging

Created by: katie123

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Sarfartic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Apologasvert

Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Gastard

DrWebsterIII

Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: gas' terd

Sentence: Mike was such an immature gastard, always trying to gross out those around him at the table.

Etymology: gas + bastard

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Apologas

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: əpäləgas

Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.

Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)

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Burpologuy

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bərpäləgī

Sentence: Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him - cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous ”sorry”.

Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man)

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