Verboticism: Burpotwerp
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Conflatulation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun
Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.
Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence
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COMMENTS:
wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00
Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00
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Flatuluctant
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt
Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.
Etymology: flatulence+reluctant
Insinschart
Created by: stache
Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt
Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."
Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.
Burpotwerp
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Burrp-otwerrp
Sentence: He does it evey time , he thinks I assume its an accident, but I know different.
Etymology: Burpotwerp- A person who thinks its funny to deliberately burp in your company. Burp + Twerp = Burpotwerp
Flatufabrication
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun
Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.
Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)
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COMMENTS:
Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00
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Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
Disingaseous
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus
Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.
Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas
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COMMENTS:
Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00
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Burpassful
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful
Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.
Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful
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COMMENTS:
good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
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Ruedischarge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roōdischärj
Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?
Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)
