Verboticism: Burpotwerp

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Conflatulation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun

Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.

Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence

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COMMENTS:

wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00

Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00

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Flatuluctant

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Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt

Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.

Etymology: flatulence+reluctant

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Insinschart

Created by: stache

Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt

Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."

Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.

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Burpotwerp

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Burrp-otwerrp

Sentence: He does it evey time , he thinks I assume its an accident, but I know different.

Etymology: Burpotwerp- A person who thinks its funny to deliberately burp in your company. Burp + Twerp = Burpotwerp

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Flatufabrication

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun

Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.

Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)

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COMMENTS:

Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00

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Sarfartic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Grossoutloud

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: gross+out+loud

Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!

Etymology: gross+out+loud

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Disingaseous

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus

Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.

Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas

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COMMENTS:

Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00

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Burpassful

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful

Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.

Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful

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COMMENTS:

good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00

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Ruedischarge

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōdischärj

Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?

Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)

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