Verboticism: Apologastirc

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Disingaseous

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus

Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.

Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas

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Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00

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Sorrygastic

DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris

Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic

Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"

Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.

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reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00

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Gastronamus

Created by: jetpro14

Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us

Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.

Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus

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Insinschart

Created by: stache

Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt

Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."

Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.

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Sarfartic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Apologastirc

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: app-ollow-gas-trick

Sentence: Marianne's gaseous sound effects sounded loudly throughout the dining hall. Unfazed she alternated by stating that in Japan it's a complement to the chef and making other apologastric excuses between belches.

Etymology: apologetic + gastric

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great word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-18: 10:08:00

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Flatuluctant

youmustvotenato

Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt

Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.

Etymology: flatulence+reluctant

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Apolocheese

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez

Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .

Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)

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Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00

cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00

A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00

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Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus

Created by: balku4

Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des

Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.

Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.

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Gurging

Created by: katie123

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