Verboticism: Inscentsere

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Flatentionalist

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.

Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)

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Shampassardon

Created by: catgrin

Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn

Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"

Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public

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Nospareagas

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: no sper a gass

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. Being an immature twit, he took great delight in using bodily functions to offend people, especially his sister, Prissy. His favourite was anything to do with passing gas. He could summon expulsions from either his mouth or the end he sits on, at will. He had worked hard to develop this "skill" and thrilled to torture his sister with it. He figured he should be harnessed aa a natural resource. Of course he insincerely apologized first, but his policy of being a nospareagas ninja (not silent, but deadly) meant he could do it on demand, throughout the meal. Who needs wind power...he had it perfected. One night Prissy had had enough. She made the meal with cauliflour, beans, artichokes,onions, sprouts and ensured that his portion was liberally doused with parsley juice, bran and other fibres and crushed laxative pills. Oh yes, Rudy could have his fun at supper, but she would have the last laugh all through the long, long night!

Etymology: no ( used to express refusal or denial or disagreement etc or especially to emphasize a negative statement ) & spare (save or relieve from an experience or action ) & gas (attack with gas; subject to gas fumes) & asparagas (edible young shoots of the asparagus plant, after which digestion causes gas build-up and emanates a peculiar smell)

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Ruebarb

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: roo barb

Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.

Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)

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Apologastirc

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: app-ollow-gas-trick

Sentence: Marianne's gaseous sound effects sounded loudly throughout the dining hall. Unfazed she alternated by stating that in Japan it's a complement to the chef and making other apologastric excuses between belches.

Etymology: apologetic + gastric

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COMMENTS:

great word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-18: 10:08:00

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Flatufabrication

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun

Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.

Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)

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COMMENTS:

Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00

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Gastronamus

Created by: jetpro14

Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us

Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.

Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus

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Sarfartic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Gastard

DrWebsterIII

Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: gas' terd

Sentence: Mike was such an immature gastard, always trying to gross out those around him at the table.

Etymology: gas + bastard

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Effartery

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/fart/ter/y

Sentence: The effartery was even more disturbing when he pretended it was just a smelly accident.

Etymology: effrontery (shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity) + fart

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