Verboticism: Fauxpology
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Gastrosintentional
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all
Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"
Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00
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Ruedischarge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roōdischärj
Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?
Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)
Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus
Created by: balku4
Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des
Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.
Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.
Regretulence
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: re gret yu lens
Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!
Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)
Gasbrag
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: gas/brag
Sentence: Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption.
Etymology: gas bag + brag
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COMMENTS:
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
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Flatuluctant
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt
Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.
Etymology: flatulence+reluctant
Apolocheese
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez
Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .
Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)
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COMMENTS:
Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00
cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00
A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00
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Expelch
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: ex-pelch
Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.
Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.
Fauxpology
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee
Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.
Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)
Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
