Verboticism: Shampassardon

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Apologasvert
Created by: diyan627
Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert
Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!
Etymology: apologize + gas + overt
Shampassardon
Created by: catgrin
Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn
Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"
Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public
Flatufabrication
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun
Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.
Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)
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COMMENTS:
Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00
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Ruedischarge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roōdischärj
Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?
Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)
Apologastirc
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: app-ollow-gas-trick
Sentence: Marianne's gaseous sound effects sounded loudly throughout the dining hall. Unfazed she alternated by stating that in Japan it's a complement to the chef and making other apologastric excuses between belches.
Etymology: apologetic + gastric
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COMMENTS:
great word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-18: 10:08:00
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Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: x
Sentence: x
Etymology: x
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COMMENTS:
I'm going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila's word. Sorry Nosilla! - hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00
Thanks,h...I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery... - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00
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Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
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Expelch
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: ex-pelch
Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.
Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.
Gastrosintentional
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all
Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"
Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00
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