Verboticism: Gastard

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Inscentsere
Created by: arrrteest
Pronunciation: in-sent-seer
Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."
Etymology: insincere + scent
Gastronamus
Created by: jetpro14
Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us
Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.
Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus
Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Apolocheese
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez
Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.
Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)
Shampassardon
Created by: catgrin
Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn
Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"
Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public
Burpassful
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful
Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.
Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful
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COMMENTS:
good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
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Flatufabrication
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun
Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.
Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)
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COMMENTS:
Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00
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Apologasvert
Created by: diyan627
Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert
Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!
Etymology: apologize + gas + overt
Expelch
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: ex-pelch
Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.
Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.
Disingaseous
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus
Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.
Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas
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COMMENTS:
Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00
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