Verboticism: Grossoutloud

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Gastard

DrWebsterIII

Created by: DrWebsterIII

Pronunciation: gas' terd

Sentence: Mike was such an immature gastard, always trying to gross out those around him at the table.

Etymology: gas + bastard

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Gastrosintentional

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all

Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"

Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)

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COMMENTS:

Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00

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Apologasvert

Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Shampassardon

Created by: catgrin

Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn

Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"

Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public

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Ruebarb

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: roo barb

Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.

Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)

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hyperborean

Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: x

Sentence: x

Etymology: x

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hyperborean I'm going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila's word. Sorry Nosilla! - hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00

Thanks,h...I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery... - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00

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Conflatulation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun

Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.

Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence

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wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00

Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00

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Flatentionalist

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.

Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)

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Apologastirc

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: app-ollow-gas-trick

Sentence: Marianne's gaseous sound effects sounded loudly throughout the dining hall. Unfazed she alternated by stating that in Japan it's a complement to the chef and making other apologastric excuses between belches.

Etymology: apologetic + gastric

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great word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-18: 10:08:00

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Gastronamus

Created by: jetpro14

Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us

Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.

Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus

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