Verboticism: Grossoutloud
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Expelch
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: ex-pelch
Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.
Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.
Gastinate
Created by: Bloodhammer
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew you were gastinating when you fanned your stench at me.
Etymology:
Gastronamus
Created by: jetpro14
Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us
Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.
Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus
Fauxpology
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee
Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.
Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)
Gasbrag
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: gas/brag
Sentence: Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption.
Etymology: gas bag + brag
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COMMENTS:
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
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Regretulence
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: re gret yu lens
Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!
Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)
Flatentionalist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist
Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.
Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)
Sorrygastic
Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris
Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic
Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"
Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.
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COMMENTS:
reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
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X
Created by: hyperborean
Pronunciation: x
Sentence: x
Etymology: x
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COMMENTS:
I'm going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila's word. Sorry Nosilla! - hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00
Thanks,h...I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery... - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00
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