Verboticism: Apologasvert

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Scentigise

Created by: pieceof314

Pronunciation: sent ih jies

Sentence: Cory did a double whammy -- a burp and a fart at the same time. "Ooops, sorry. That was strange" he announced. Shirely didn't think so. "Your attempt to scentigise is NOT accepted. I've heard you practicing."

Etymology: scent, smell + apologies, a show of remorse and sorrow.

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Regretulence

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: re gret yu lens

Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!

Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)

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Insinschart

Created by: stache

Pronunciation: ĭn'sĭn-shärt

Sentence: John lifted his leg and let one fly. It lasted long enough to obliterate the dialogue in the climactic scene in the final episode of 'Lost' for the season. "Sorry." john said. "Sorry?" replied Yoko." "Sorry? You jerk. You hav insinsinscharted for the last time. I'm leaving you."

Etymology: insinscere, shit, fart.

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Apologasvert

Created by: diyan627

Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert

Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!

Etymology: apologize + gas + overt

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Burpotwerp

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Burrp-otwerrp

Sentence: He does it evey time , he thinks I assume its an accident, but I know different.

Etymology: Burpotwerp- A person who thinks its funny to deliberately burp in your company. Burp + Twerp = Burpotwerp

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Inscentsere

Created by: arrrteest

Pronunciation: in-sent-seer

Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."

Etymology: insincere + scent

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Belchettiquette

Created by: EmSheMe

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus

Created by: balku4

Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des

Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.

Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.

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Apologas

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: əpäləgas

Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.

Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)

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Grossoutloud

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: gross+out+loud

Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!

Etymology: gross+out+loud

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