Verboticism: Apolocheese

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Gastinate

Created by: Bloodhammer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I knew you were gastinating when you fanned your stench at me.

Etymology:

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Nospareagas

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: no sper a gass

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. Being an immature twit, he took great delight in using bodily functions to offend people, especially his sister, Prissy. His favourite was anything to do with passing gas. He could summon expulsions from either his mouth or the end he sits on, at will. He had worked hard to develop this "skill" and thrilled to torture his sister with it. He figured he should be harnessed aa a natural resource. Of course he insincerely apologized first, but his policy of being a nospareagas ninja (not silent, but deadly) meant he could do it on demand, throughout the meal. Who needs wind power...he had it perfected. One night Prissy had had enough. She made the meal with cauliflour, beans, artichokes,onions, sprouts and ensured that his portion was liberally doused with parsley juice, bran and other fibres and crushed laxative pills. Oh yes, Rudy could have his fun at supper, but she would have the last laugh all through the long, long night!

Etymology: no ( used to express refusal or denial or disagreement etc or especially to emphasize a negative statement ) & spare (save or relieve from an experience or action ) & gas (attack with gas; subject to gas fumes) & asparagas (edible young shoots of the asparagus plant, after which digestion causes gas build-up and emanates a peculiar smell)

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Flatufabrication

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun

Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.

Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)

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COMMENTS:

Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks! - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:35:00

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Fauxpology

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee

Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.

Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)

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hyperborean

Created by: hyperborean

Pronunciation: x

Sentence: x

Etymology: x

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hyperborean I'm going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila's word. Sorry Nosilla! - hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00

Thanks,h...I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery... - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00

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Flatentionalist

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.

Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)

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Expelch

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: ex-pelch

Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.

Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.

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Apologas

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: əpäləgas

Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.

Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)

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Burpologuy

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: bərpäləgī

Sentence: Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him - cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous ”sorry”.

Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man)

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Conflatulation

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun

Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.

Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence

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COMMENTS:

wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00

Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00

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