Verboticism: Nospareagas
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Conflatulation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: con - flat - yew - LAY - shun
Sentence: Sergio's conflatulation was a mock apology that sounded more like self aggrandizement, a fact the self-satisfied smirk he wore substantiated.
Etymology: Blend of congratulation and flatulence
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COMMENTS:
wish I thought of that one! Great! - arrrteest, 2008-04-17: 07:26:00
Sergio and Jamie should sit beside one another and duel it out. - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:41:00
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Gasbrag
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: gas/brag
Sentence: Jamie was such a gasbrag that he sniffed the air appreciatively after an eruption.
Etymology: gas bag + brag
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COMMENTS:
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
Jamie no doubt had a perpetual case of the sniffles. Great word! - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:19:00
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Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Apologasvert
Created by: diyan627
Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert
Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!
Etymology: apologize + gas + overt
Fauxpology
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: fo-POL-oh-gee
Sentence: As was his disgusting habit, Leonardo would intentionally belch or pass gas very loudly at the table, then issue a fauxpology while actually enjoying the reaction his effort had brought about.
Etymology: Blend of 'faux' (false) and 'apology' (an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret)
Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus
Created by: balku4
Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des
Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.
Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.
Deliberfart
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: dee/libur/fart
Sentence: He swore it was accidental but everyone knew it was deliberfart.
Etymology: deliberate + fart
Flatentionalist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist
Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.
Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)
Burpassful
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful
Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.
Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful
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COMMENTS:
good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
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Sorrygastic
Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris
Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic
Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"
Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.
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COMMENTS:
reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
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