Verboticism: Flatufabrication

'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Flatufabrication

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: flat-yew-fab-ruh-CAY-shun

Sentence: Though Clayton apologized for the very loud and obviously intentional (and offensively fragrant) emanation it was clear to all who knew him that his apology was a flatufabrication and that he was actually proud of his deed and delighted at the discomfort it caused those about him.

Etymology: Blend of 'flatulence' (The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract) and 'fabrication' (something fabricated, esp. an untruthful statement)

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Nosila - 2009-06-03: 10:35:00
Ah,Clayton Flatuley...star of Liverdance and Lord of the Stanks!