Verboticism: Consumerate

'So how are you adjusting to married life?'

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

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Pronunciation: con-syoo-mer-8

Sentence: Although Gerard and Bernadette had never had sex, they had consumerated their union by having a spending spree on their honeymoon.

Etymology: consumate + consumer

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Comments: Consumerate

Jabberwocky - 2008-06-05: 15:50:00
simple but very good

Mustang - 2008-06-05: 18:37:00
Excellent...very funny!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-06-05: 23:40:00
Hope they don't start shopping around?? good word and funny.