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DEFINITION: To submit a resume, letter of intent, or proposal for an opportunity that's just perfect for you, and then to get absolutely no response. Nothing.
Verboticisms
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Frasume
Created by: missmurder
Pronunciation: frai-su-may
Sentence: It sucks when you get a fresume.
Etymology: failed+resume
Rejectamony
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: re ject a moan e
Sentence: That is the fifteenth rejectamony for my job application this month!
Etymology: reject - turn down amony - like.. from the Latin, ok it just sounded right.
Expectashunned
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ex/pec/ta/shunned
Sentence: His hopes were high, the job description was written for him, but unfortunately he was expectashunned out of this perfect opprotunity.
Etymology: expectation + shunned
Responselessness
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: rehs-pohns-lehs-nehs
Sentence: The responselessness rid him of the remaining life he had as a sanitary engineer.
Etymology: response + -less [none] + -ness [noun]
Submissedout
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: sub-mist-owt
Sentence: i'd submissedout non-stop for the last month and then realised i'd forgot to put a contact number on my resume
Etymology: submission, missed out
Nullapply
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: null-app-lie
Sentence: Not only was Fred's proposal nullapplied, his pay cheques mysteriously stopped being processed.
Etymology: null (nothing,nil) + apply
Curriculumvacuum
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kurr ick you lum vack youm
Sentence: His resume was sucken into the curriculumvacuum, tearing off a large chunk of his self-confidence as it sped toward the void
Etymology: curriculum vitae vacuum
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COMMENTS:
Fantastic! I think this is where I'm supposed to pull content for the class I was hired to teach this summer. Would it have killed them to get textbooks? - ErWenn, 2007-06-27: 06:40:00
All right! - Clayton, 2007-06-27: 21:04:00
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Voidmail
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: void-mail Can't make it any easier than that.
Sentence: Hannah compulsively applied for all of the vacant positions that appeared in the Little Piddlington Gazette, but had not yet received even an acknowledgement. She blamed it on voidmail, a strange virus that had migrated from email to snail mail. But the real problem was that Hannah's reputation was well known by all the employers in Little Piddlington. No one was prepared to take on her gloomy mien and manic depression tempered with occasional bouts of tourette's syndrome.
Etymology: voicemail + void
Subsnub
Created by: sboycee
Pronunciation: sub-snub
Sentence: His application was subsnubbed by the asses at the bank.
Etymology: submit + snub

Comments:
jrogan - 2006-10-31: 15:10:00
Dear Queeny, The proposal was good. Too bad your husband missed it...
queeny - 2006-11-01: 09:11:00
whhhhhhat?
queeny - 2006-11-01: 09:11:00
I gave it a shot!!
Clayton - 2007-06-27: 01:23:00
Fealtility
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-27: 07:04:00
Hey James, my word isn't showing up.
Nor mine.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-27: 08:01:00
Perhaps they've been kidnapped by a nounja.
The lost words have been rescued... ~ James
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-27: 08:42:00
Oh thank goodness. They were too young to be wandering about on their own. Something appears to be wrong with the Rankings page. I see some folks who verbotomized with only 4 points.
Hey Purple, I have updated the score so that it is correct now. I will be watching it to see the Double Verbotomy introduces any other bugs ~ James
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-27: 13:54:00
Thanks James!
Clayton - 2007-06-27: 21:01:00
Hmm... my word's not there, either. No word means no votes. Not that I would've gotten any.
Clayton - 2007-06-27: 21:02:00
Never mind that last comment. Very strange.
Clayton - 2007-06-27: 21:02:00
Wait... it's missing again.
Clayton - 2007-06-27: 21:12:00
Wait... it's missing again.