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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Stupidicide

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: stew-PID-ee-side

Sentence: Despite all logic to the contrary she continued across the juntion to commit an act of righteously indignant stupidicide

Etymology: Stupid-Suicide=stupidicide

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Autostupasia

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: auto /stewp /azia

Sentence: It was madness to challenge the oncoming truck, but jake suffered from autostupasia, which rendered him totally unable to see the danger.

Etymology: auto/car, stup/stupid, asia/ from thanastos=death.

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Hazzardriving

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: HA-zard-dri-ving

Sentence: Billy yelled "Dukes of Hazzard, Dukes of Hazzard!" as he swerved into the median to overtake the Corvette. He sure loved him some hazzardriving.

Etymology: Dukes of Hazzard + Driving

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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COMMENTS:

Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Steerthru

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: steer - thru

Sentence: If he hadn't done a steerthru the accident wouldn't have happened.

Etymology: Steer - specified direction and thru from through - to go between

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

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Autourage

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

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Driverage

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: drive - rage

Sentence: Those fools must have driverage! They can't go that way down the bypass...

Etymology: driver + rage

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Coupedetat

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: coop/deh/tah

Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road declaring it a south bound route from here on.

Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe

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