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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Assdrive

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: Ass Drive

Sentence: I am the best assdriver ever!

Etymology: Assertive driving or driving like an ass

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Autowarrior

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: auto worrior

Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.

Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle

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Streetknuckle

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: street-nuk-ull

Sentence: Swallowing one's pride and choosing not to streetknuckle prevents many an accident.

Etymology: In a shamelessly lame attempt to appeal to the masses (for votes), the simple streak continues: From "street" and "knuckle". I hate myself.

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COMMENTS:

Shamelessly lame? Simple is better. I like this one...sounds like a word I'd actually use, as opposed to most of the linguistic monstrosities out there. - ErWenn, 2007-01-06: 01:09:00

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Idiosteer

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: ID-ee-o-steer

Sentence: I couldn't believe it, he idiosteered right into oncoming traffic!

Etymology: Idiot + steer

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Accinine

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: ax-see-nine

Sentence: He accinined across 4 lanes of traffic.

Etymology: accident + assinine

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Carikazi

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: car-i-ka-zee

Sentence: The man became a total carikazi after trying to deal with Thanksgiving traffic.

Etymology: car+kamikaze

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Roadhogish

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: road-hog-ish

Sentence: he was so roadhogish that he could not keep on his side of the road.

Etymology: road-hog-ish

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