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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Assgressive

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: ass-gres-sive

Sentence: Bill was an assgressive driver and was quite reckless in taking the right of way.

Etymology: ass + aggressive

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Divinerightofway

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "dammit, it's my divinerightofway, and i'm going to claim it -- or die trying!"

Etymology: a bit kludgy, but a mixture of "divine right" and "right of way"

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Carmikaze

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Accinine

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: ax-see-nine

Sentence: He accinined across 4 lanes of traffic.

Etymology: accident + assinine

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Assdrive

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: Ass Drive

Sentence: I am the best assdriver ever!

Etymology: Assertive driving or driving like an ass

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Freewaving

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: free/way/ving

Sentence: Sue was taken aback when instead of moving over to let the speeding car merge onto the highway, Bob started freewaving the driver in the car and continued driving in "his" lane.

Etymology: freeway, waving (the middle finger)

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Testosterisk

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: test-os-ter-isk

Sentence: Billy was killed yesterday driving to work when he took a mjor testosterisk by cutting off a line of cars on the off ramp just so he could be ahead of them in line.

Etymology: testosterone+risk

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Deadright

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: ded-write

Sentence: Not only was he right, he was deadright.

Etymology: dead as in duck

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Autowarrior

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: auto worrior

Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.

Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle

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Adventurn

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: adven turn

Sentence: We were adventurning all the way! I'm pumped with adrenaline after this way...

Etymology: adventure + turn

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