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'Man! That's strong!'

DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.

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Infermention

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: in-fur-men-shun

Sentence: Infermention is present in many cases of resolution-gym-joiners because they smell terrible and have not worked out in two months.

Etymology: intervention + ferment (= gross)

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erasmus - erasmus, 2007-01-09: 11:07:00

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Reodorize

Created by: natheist

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Sentence: He was expecting the workout to energize his metabolism, but to reodorize was a complete surprise!

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Sveatosity

Created by: greengoddess

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Aromanator

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-ROM-un-a-ter

Sentence: Upon his return to the gym and his old workout routine, Vince's workout partners quickly learned that the stench of body odor he was giving off made him a particularly repulsive and very unlikeable aromanator.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'aroma' and 'emanate' and is a play on the word 'terminator' from a movie with that title.

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Superstinkious

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: soo-per-stink-ee-is

Sentence: Wow, that guy has more stench than strength. He is superstinkious!

Etymology: super + stink + supercilious

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Misogymist

Created by: sarach

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Stinkybinky

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: stinkybinky

Sentence: After your workout you need to shower, because if you donĀ“t your are a Stinkybinky.

Etymology: Stinking and bink as in big man.

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Limburgerguidness

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: Lim/berg/erg/wid/ness

Sentence: Tim's limbergerguidness after five minutes on the treadmill was a give away he wasn't keeping in shape.

Etymology: From that smelliest of cheeses - Limberger and languidness

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Meekreek

Created by: goldenspeechy

Pronunciation: mee-k-ree-k

Sentence: Having spent the entire Christmas break devouring turkey whilst locked in the house without deodorant, Charles knew that he would have to meekreek his flabby ass back to the gym asap.

Etymology: Meek - poor, weak muscles. Reek - stink. Eugh.

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Rejuvirank

Created by: StephLeeY

Pronunciation: rejoo-veh-rank

Sentence: It had been so long since he last exercised, he was entirely rejuviranked 15 minutes into his workout.

Etymology: rejuvinate, rank as in rancid

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Comments:

Javeson1 - 2007-01-09: 00:37:00
Hey! No words up! I guess that means mine is first? (except it's not up either...)

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-01-09: 01:22:00
Hey Javeson1, You word is first! And it is showing up now. It's also very good. The people in the New Years resolution crowd do have a special aroma about them -- especially after several months of Infermention. ~ James

allwise - 2007-01-10: 02:12:00
yeah, infermention was a good one.