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'What's that stupid sound?'

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

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Brainleak

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: brain-leak

Sentence: Bill had brainleak and would often talk to himself out loud while thinking.

Etymology: brain + leak

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Shrilliterate

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: shrill-it-er-ate

Sentence: When lost in deep concentration, Rollie would involuntarily begin to shrillerate, repeating the same borderline incoherent mumbling in a high pitched childlike voice.

Etymology: Combination of Shrill (high-pitched, harsh in sound) and iterate (to say or do again; repeat)

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Mentaldamage

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: mental damage

Sentence: I am not an idiot, i am suffering from mentaldamage

Etymology: mental and damage.

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Vocognetto

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: VOH-cog-neh-TOH

Sentence: "Tod has the most annoying vocognetto... he sounds like a damn chipmunk whenever he's programming."

Etymology: Vocalization + Cognition + Falsetto

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Batmathics

fmgene

Created by: fmgene

Pronunciation: bath-mat-ics

Sentence: .

Etymology: bat + math _ gymnastics

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Cerebralsetto

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: sah-ree-broll-set-oh

Sentence: he eventually lost his job because his cerebralsetto was too distracting for the other employees

Etymology: cerebral, falsetto

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COMMENTS:

That's the problem with being a brain surgeon and an opera star! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 07:51:00

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Ruminoise

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōmənoiz

Sentence: Roy isn’t normally one to ponder deep subjects very often. When he does the ruminoise can be deafening.

Etymology: ruminate (think deeply about something) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)

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Cackleculate

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cak/l/cu/layt

Sentence: He would cackleculate so loudly when he was thinking up words for verbotomy that his girlfriend recorded it for Halloween and got him a cauldron to sit on

Etymology: cackle + calculate

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COMMENTS:

The kids must been scared! But how did his girlfriend cope? - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 14:51:00

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Autogibber

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: awe-toe-jib-burr

Sentence: Daniel had a habit of autogibbering loudly when stumped by difficult questions.

Etymology: auto+gibber, from Greek auto- (self) and gibberish (nonsense).

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COMMENTS:

My first verboticism. Enjoy. - Discoveria, 2007-01-24: 20:39:00

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Vocalcraniumism

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Vocal cranium-ism

Sentence: Curly, of the Three Stooges fame, was the first documented case suffering from vocalcraniumism. At that time in history it was silenced by stuffing cheese into the mouth of the afflicted.

Etymology: Vocal + Cranium

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COMMENTS:

Hey - my first word! - paperhoard, 2007-01-24: 07:02:00

your sentence is hysterical - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-24: 13:21:00

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